*Sexual intercourse with "Astro Dong" may not be recommended. Be careful!

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"Astro Dong" Legal random & (target settings) computerized Co2,  wear in public Blow up Dildo ("dong"). Real look & feel!


Legal to wear inside pants, skirt crotch area etc. Legal to operate public & public-private City sidewalks, public parks, beaches, night clubs, coffee shops, shopping mall, just about anywhere!  Can be used as a prank or serious learning gadget, learning & study experience or even a "sexy toy". You may even make a new date!

Can be worn & styled regularly in complement to your fashion sex wear! (Shoulder Pads, Boob, But & Crotch Pads. Sex seamistry clothing including: Jeans, casual sex seamistry, work, office, school clothing, stockings, mini skirts, sex clogs, satin & lace,  sexual fit athletic wear, *Britney Wear, other, etc.

Computerized settings can be set to randomly "erect" (inflate) according to times per hour or day, date set. Set slow-fast speeds, partial or full erections & twitch mode. Wow! Five adjustable preference dong sizes from 8-12" ! Settings can also be set as direct target response to colors, sight, noise, sound & spoken words with added hidden camera and microphone accessories! Accessories sold separately. Runs on re-chargeable Li-ion batteries, Co2 included.

Safe for Kids and adults. Can also be legally worn as protest tool for your political campaigns, promotions, advertisements etc. "Astro Dong" is Legal for inside clothing wear and operation in all U.S States publicly & private-public.

Price is only: $300. per Astro Dong

Use at your own responsibility Beware! Note: *Some U.S States, Towns etc. still enforce "obsolete" illegal *"Nigger" tree hanging laws.  (?) *California, *Alabama etc..







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